Unable to reach any major trade deals this week, KORVER's Ransom GM luckeechief turned his attention to future Korver acquisitions.

Technically, the Ransom are unable to officially begin courting the amateur Korvers. But that didn't stop Klayton Korver from expressing his wishes to join Team Shocker and the Ransom.

"I already stuck it to Creighton pretty good when I chose Drake over Team Bluejay," he said. "My brother says Team Shocker chains him to an engine block in a garage, but he gets to eat as many Big Montanas from Arby's as he wants. That sounds like a kickass deal to me."

And with two of his brothers already on the Ransom roster, Kurt Korver didn't rule out going to the NBA straight out of Iowa prep basketball.

"I mean, the Ransom already give Boris Diaw a roster spot," he said. "I think I could beat that dude out for playing time."

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About KORV€R's Ransom

KORV€R's Ransom is the fantasy basketball division of Team Shocker. Founded in 2006, its continuing mission was to draft Kyle Korver and hold him hostage from any and all Creighton fans in The CBA fantasy basketball league. 

About The CBA League

The CBA League, also established in 2006, is a group of elite fantasy managers assembled in Yahoo! League #165762. The CBA consists of eight teams with some of the best fantasy players.

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