Recent eBay auctions have seen Pau Gasol's Ransom jersey go for as much €1,200.

His trade back to KORV€R's Ransom has sparked a run on his No. 4 jersey, increasing demand to the point where some NBA fans are willing to trade in other jerseys just to get Gasol's.

"I offered my Kobe Bryant and Amare Stoudemire jerseys for one Gasol jersey," Zydrunas Ilgauskas said. "I had no idea how much they were worth until Alex Tanguay told me he got two of 'em."

Ransom jerseys are such a hot item, they lead the CBA in sales according to several New York marketing firms. Though the Ransom sit in fifth in the standings, sales from its merchandise have surpassed previous fantasy team worldwide sales.

"We've got the financial support of the free world and a few Communist dictatorships too," said Ransom President, GM & Czar Ben Schroeder.

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About KORV€R's Ransom

KORV€R's Ransom is the fantasy basketball division of Team Shocker. Founded in 2006, its continuing mission was to draft Kyle Korver and hold him hostage from any and all Creighton fans in The CBA fantasy basketball league. 

About The CBA League

The CBA League, also established in 2006, is a group of elite fantasy managers assembled in Yahoo! League #165762. The CBA consists of eight teams with some of the best fantasy players.

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