For the second time in as many years KORV€R's Ransom made a trade to acquire Pau Gasol as part of a February push towards mediocrity.

"Unlike Steve Pedersen, we're prepared to surrender the CBA to the Sol's, Shows, YES! and Tours," Ransom GM luckeechief said. "We're the class of the consolation bracket. Last year's Pau deal boosted jersey sales and it makes sense financially again this year."

CBA sales figures are yet to be released according to Janice in the CBA league office.

"The trade isn't official until Monday, pending league approval" Janice added.

Ayers plans on putting a jihad on other CBA managers en route to the fantasy basketball playoffs. Last year's champ is waiting the weeds and now has the German Diggler.

"Dirka Dirka Dirka mohamed jibad," uttered Ayers.

Not included in the deal was Sasha Vujacic who used his no-trade clause to remain with Ayers and the Revenge Tour. Sasha cited his desire to play for a playoff team and not follow his Laker teammate Pau to the Ransom.

"That's fine," Ransom VP of Operations Stephen Taylor said. "It's not like Ben is going to trade for Lakers two at a time. If you're looking for Noah's Ark, Janice can give you directions."

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About KORV€R's Ransom

KORV€R's Ransom is the fantasy basketball division of Team Shocker. Founded in 2006, its continuing mission is to draft Kyle Korver and hold him hostage from any and all Creighton fans in The CBA fantasy basketball league. 

About The CBA League

The CBA League, also established in 2006, is a group of elite fantasy managers assembled in Yahoo! League #93162. The CBA consists of a dozen teams with a cast of crazy managers, 'cept for two dead managers in last place.

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