Two fantasy basketball coaches from the CBA league were spotted getting freaky on the dance floor with each other at the wedding of Commissioner Cihal to his lovely bride.
 
The two coaches, Laughlin of piatkowskiYES! and Cavanaugh of the Jumpin Jehovas, attribute the incident to rabid alcohol consumption. Photographic evidence of the debacle can be seen by visiting the link below.

Both coaches have been fined for the incident and vow to get crazy on the dance floor in the very near future and at any given opportunity.

Photo source (used without permission).

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About KORV€R's Ransom

KORV€R's Ransom is the fantasy basketball division of Team Shocker. Founded in 2006, its continuing mission was to draft Kyle Korver and hold him hostage from any and all Creighton fans in The CBA fantasy basketball league. 

About The CBA League

The CBA League, also established in 2006, is a group of elite fantasy managers assembled in Yahoo! League #165762. The CBA consists of eight teams with some of the best fantasy players.

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