December 19 marked nearly one month since the Jumpin Jehovas were last heard from in The CBA fantasy basketball league.

With the kidnapping of Kyle Korver, rumors linking the Jehovas to KORV€R's Ransom have begun to circulate throughout league offices. Team Shocker claimed full responsibility for kidnapping Korver, but released a statement today saying it has no involvement with the disappearance of the Jehovas.

"On the contrary," Ransom GM luckeechief said. "We've had multiple trade offers for Yao Ming expire since the Jumpin Jehovas last checked their lineup. It is our wish that this manager be found so that the rest of the league may continue to play basketball instead of wonder about a missing manager."

KORV€R's Ransom has even funded a campaign to help find the missing member, who was last seen shaking his groove thing at a wedding reception in late December. The campaign is a little old school, but luckeechief said it's about the third different time the Ransom have tried to contact the Jehovas.

"If anybody knows where the Jumpin Jehova management is," he said. "Please contact the commish's office via Colt 45."

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About KORV€R's Ransom

KORV€R's Ransom is the fantasy basketball division of Team Shocker. Founded in 2006, its continuing mission was to draft Kyle Korver and hold him hostage from any and all Creighton fans in The CBA fantasy basketball league. 

About The CBA League

The CBA League, also established in 2006, is a group of elite fantasy managers assembled in Yahoo! League #165762. The CBA consists of eight teams with some of the best fantasy players.

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