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Preseason Smack Showdown How to get rid of Team Bluejay OMAHA, Neb., October 2006I was going to sleep in this morning after a late
night the newspaper. I hit the snooze and was just about to re-enter my
dream with Heidi Klum when this bird starts up outside my window. I
pride myself on being able to sleep through almost anything, but I get
a nudge from my wife, meaning I had to do something about the obnoxious
bird outside. I go out on the deck and wouldn't you know, the bird was
a...
...and it was cawing like...  ...and the other birds were like...  ...and all i wanted to do was  So I just started...
 ...and the birds all flew away. So the lesson I already learned
this morning is that when a Bluejay is picking on somebody else, all I
have to do is clap and they'll fly away. That concludes this
morning's lesson.
"bye bye"
User Replies Team BJ: Let me get this right, you win one conference title in a quarter century, it's first since your program was brought up on NCAA violations for paying its way into the Final Four, and somehow Creighton is mediocre? Have you been following your campaign trail? Team Shox: After what happened to the Tiggers - the media darling of MLB - I'm a little gunshy about anything some hype machine (AP) is kicking out. Pettis and I don't have the smack chemistry of Team Bluejay. Not yet anyways. We're still talking about who is going to do the writing and who is going to copy and paste "oh snap" pictures. Team BJ: Touche'. Team Shox: We just remember what happened to Team Bluejay last year after they came out with the same media hype. We're not buying any of your spin doctoring this year. Colt45 Bri Funk Altman  Sir Ciyal, I dub thee "Yo Baby" Sir Ayers, I dub thee "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" Sir Funk, I dub thee "Big Fat Funky Booty" Sir Altman, I dub thee "More Than She Knows" Team BJ: Oh snap!  About KORV€R's Ransom KORV€R's Ransom is the fantasy basketball division of Team Shocker. Founded in 2006, its continuing mission was to draft Kyle Korver and hold him hostage from any and all Creighton fans in The CBA fantasy basketball league. About The CBA League The CBA League, also established in 2006, is a group of elite fantasy managers assembled in Yahoo! League #165762. The CBA consists of eight teams with some of the best fantasy players. This news release contains forward-looking statements that involve risks and uncertainties, as well as assumptions that the CU Bluejays won't suck ass on the basketball court. If the risks and uncertainties ever materialize or the assumptions prove incorrect, the results of Team Shocker and its consolidated subsidiaries could differ materially from those expressed or implied by such forward-looking statements and assumptions. All statements other than statements of historical fact are statements that could be deemed forward-looking statements, including but not limited to statements related to the closing of the proposed acquisition; statements of the plans, strategies and objectives of management for future product and service availability or functionality; and statements relating to the execution of integration plans. |
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